Funny Pick Up Lines

After talking about importance of sex and what love is and what a relationships means to us I thought it would be funny to include some funny and some not so funny pick up lines!

Pick Up Lines to use on Men:
1. If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
2. Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
3. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
4. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
5. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
6. I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
8. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
11. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
12. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
13. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
14. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
15. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
16. Do these look real?
17. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
18. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
19. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
20. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
21. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
22. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Pick Up Lines to use on Women:
1. Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
2. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
3. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
5. I may not have the gift to grant your wishes, but until then, I'll make your dreams come true.
6. In a field full of flowers, you are a perfect rose.
7. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry. [Why?] I don't like the thought of losing the one thing that would never come back the same.

8. If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous.
9. I've heard that a person with eyes as beautiful as yours must have a beautiful soul.
10. I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
11. Is your name Jasmine? [No. Why?] Cause I want you to be Jasmine to my little Aladdin.
12. Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
13. How is it that I have to climb a thousand mountains to get to you, but you only have to smile to get to me?
14. If you took eleven roses and stood in front of a mirror you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
15. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
16. I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room.
17. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
18. I can't wait until tomorrow because you look better everyday!
19. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
20. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
21. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
23. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
24. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
25. Hey baby! Want some fries with that shake?
26. You are the reason men fall in love.
27. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
28. Damn, I thought 'Very Fine' only came in a bottle.


-Rose

Is It LOVE or LUST?

Are you in Love or are you in Lust?
Not Sure??
Yeah well not most people are so don't worry, your not alone!
Lets see what dictionary.com defines Love and Lust as:

Love:

1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.

2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.

3. sexual passion or desire.

Lust:

1. intense sexual desire or appetite.

2. uncontrolled or illicit sexual desire or appetite; lecherousness.

3. a passionate or overmastering desire or craving (usually fol. by for ): a lust for power.

This is one of the biggest dilemmas faced by many lovers of all ages, where they are caught in limbo " so to speak" when the question comes to mind...if the strong physical attractions are in fact lust or in other cases love. Sometimes the lines can be blurred....

Often lust is described as imagining and thinking about having sex and sometimes women and even men see that and mistake it for love which in the end only results in sadness, especially when it doesn't last.

But don't be fooled because you will see love when it is pure and true. When someone Loves you, and I mean truly, unconditionally loves you then they will do anything and everything to show you how they feel, with or without sex!

  

-Rose

Understanding SEX (Love Gurus Perspective)

When is it safe to have SEX?

Are there any rules in SEX?

What is safe SEX?

    Questions like these are often brought up when SEX is the topic, now we will see different perspectives of our all famous LOVE Gurus and what they have to say, i have come up with these questions and have asked all the love gurus in private of what they think about it.

    The answers they give will either help you in understanding sex and how it works, 

or wont mean a thing. its up to you to decide, will you take on board what they have to say 

or you'll figure it out yourself!! please feel free to leave a comment on what you think should be the answer to my questions or if you agree with any of the answers given.

The Following Are the Answers the Love Gurus Have Given

Rose Scarano 

When is it safe to have sex??

In my opinion it is safe to have sex when you are old enough and responsible enough to know the consequences and be able to handle them. I don't agree with all these young tweens (i think that's what they call young teenagers, yeah??) having sex whether its protected or not because they don't understand what they are doing... Not being aware of the results it lands them in big and harsh life changing decisions.. So as I said before, I believe it's safe to have sex when you are old enough and responsible enough to know and handle all the consequences and results that may result from it.

Are there any rules in sex??

I think that if you are not committed to someone then the only rule I believe in is using protection.

What is safe sex?

Safe sex is taking precautions. It is using protection to minimise the risk of falling pregnant and catching any sexually transmitted infections (sti's) and sexually transmitted diseases (std's).

Daniel Devito

Are there any rules in sex?
In, out, in, out? Don't use your teeth? Nah but honestly, conditions to sex would have to vary upon each relationship and couple. What some couples might see as okay and fun, might not be okay or at the least fun, to another couple. This goes back to what your partner would be comfortable with and should be something that is discussed as a couple, earlier or if your daring, during. But if you are the type of couple where you are comfortable with anything, then I guess there would be no rules, and it is recommended to use a "safety word"... And agree on that safety word BEFOREHAND. 

What is safe sex?
She didn't use her teeth...? She didn't read up on sex in a COSMO or CLEO magazine (they recommend some seriously weird crap)...
On a serious note, any "sex" where there is any 'fluid' contact is considered unsafe because of the transmission of STI's... I guess the safest sex would be with protection which would prevent fluid contact... And if you are within the 10km radius of her parents, then NO SEX IS SAFE...

Jaskaran Singh

when is it safe to have SEX?
when you have a condom (Y)

Are there any rules in SEX? 

depends on the people who are having sex i guess.


what is safe SEX?
safe sex is making sure that STI's are not transmitted during sex 

-Emmanuel

Importance of Sex

The physical aspect of a relationship is just as important as the emotional aspect. In order to become intimate with your loved one, affection is a must. It is important not to come on too strong or to pressure her otherwise you risk looking like a sleaze or an insensitive jerk. With the right selection of words and actions, you will find that your partner is just as responsive to your desires and it will turn into a mutual affair. A lot of couples seem to put more importance on the sex rather than building a foundation for the relationship. This ends up in break ups and divorces as people are not able to connect at a higher level and find that their relationship was mainly based on the sex. However, if time is taken to get to know each other well enough, then sex can be very healthy for the couple as it brings lovers closer, releasing the hormone oxytocin a.k.a “the love hormone” allowing people to bond and build trust.

A friend of mine used a pretty cool analogy to describe sex:

Sex is like poetry, for poetry can be harsh, short and straight to the point or long winding and elegant, with the meaning drawn out along a series of notions. Sex can be quick to fulfill your desire or slow and passionate like meaningful poetry.

-Karan

Relationships

Relationships come in many shapes and forms whether it be the relationship between family members, friends and even spiritual, but the most important one that I would like to talk about is an intimate relationship. Intimate relationships consist of the people that we are attracted to, whom we like and love, romantic and sexual relationships, and those whom we marry and provide and receive emotional and personal support from.

In my experience I have heard immature and stupid lines that many young boys say that are "Bro's before Hoe's", "All girls drive you crazy and they're all the same." BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! So untrue and juvenile. Not all girls are the same and girl's are not hoes. A relationship is about trust, respect and compromise, as well as many other things. Without these it is very hard to have a healthy and long relationship.

Now to those who don't believe in or like relationships believe that being single is a much better way to live life. Unfortunately, some people never do have the pleasure of finding a special person to fall in love with, to have that special bond and the willingness to devote and spend their life with that certain someone.
An an ongoing question that I have been asked numerous times is, Is it better to be Single or In a Relationship?? This question will be answered in later posts.

Other things to look forward to later on are what makes the perfect relationship? What makes a relationship happy and healthy?

Enjoy reading

-Rose

What is Love?

The word ‘love’ gets thrown around a lot these days. It’s somewhat sad, especially when considering how powerful the word “love” is meant to be. Everybody wants to find that special someone... That someone who means the world to you and you know you mean the world to them. Someone who is constantly on your mind and almost everything reminds you of them... But what exactly is love? Let’s see what dictionary.com defines love as:

1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual intercourse; copulation.
4. affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.
5. strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.

Well, looking at this, there are lots of meanings of love. Many of these definitions are more so relevant to loving someone, rather than being IN LOVE with someone. There is a difference between the two, something this blog will cover in later posts. Another topic of discussion which will be discussed is sex... Is sex really love? Dictionary.com defines sex as “love” although dictionary.com is no love guru. Thankfully we are here to shed some light on this.
Sadly enough, there is no definite definition of love. Even us “love gurus” are not experts in love, as no-one is. Love is unique to everyone. We can however, provide you with insight into what our definitions of love are, how we think relationships work (or should work), how you know whether you actually are in love and how to find that special someone for our singles out there!
Male or female, single or whipped, this blog has something for everyone... Just a thought, for all you females out there reading this, you’re wasting valuable kitchen time. Note, if you do not see a post from me within the next 2 weeks, my girlfriend read this... Call 000. Now.

  --  Daniel