Funny Pick Up Lines

After talking about importance of sex and what love is and what a relationships means to us I thought it would be funny to include some funny and some not so funny pick up lines!

Pick Up Lines to use on Men:
1. If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
2. Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
3. You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
4. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
5. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
6. I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
8. Want to take a swim in my ocean?
9. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
10. Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
11. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
12. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
13. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
14. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
15. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
16. Do these look real?
17. Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
18. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
19. [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
20. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
21. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
22. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Pick Up Lines to use on Women:
1. Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
2. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
3. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
5. I may not have the gift to grant your wishes, but until then, I'll make your dreams come true.
6. In a field full of flowers, you are a perfect rose.
7. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry. [Why?] I don't like the thought of losing the one thing that would never come back the same.

8. If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous.
9. I've heard that a person with eyes as beautiful as yours must have a beautiful soul.
10. I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
11. Is your name Jasmine? [No. Why?] Cause I want you to be Jasmine to my little Aladdin.
12. Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
13. How is it that I have to climb a thousand mountains to get to you, but you only have to smile to get to me?
14. If you took eleven roses and stood in front of a mirror you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
15. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
16. I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room.
17. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
18. I can't wait until tomorrow because you look better everyday!
19. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
20. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
21. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
23. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
24. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
25. Hey baby! Want some fries with that shake?
26. You are the reason men fall in love.
27. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
28. Damn, I thought 'Very Fine' only came in a bottle.


-Rose